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My way or the highway.

Step 1: First go like this

Step 2: Spin around

Step 3: STOP!

Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

Step 9: THEN…!

Thats how i do it….



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I mean, look at him:



Oh my.

Oh my.


how commercials interpret your period:

how I interpret my period:

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

LIE COMPLETELY STILL
DON’T MOVE OR YOU WILL DIE.